I know someone

I know someone ….

I know someone who

can bend their thumb backwards without breaking it

I know someone who

can travel around the world every 2 months.

I know someone who

is double jointed in their thumbs

I know someone who

can dye their hair and still look pretty

I know someone who

can scream like a baby  

I know someone who

can look after 3 little children for 3 hours

I know someone who

is good at netball

I know someone who

can do the haka while releasing someone down into their grave.

I know someone who

can do a handstand for 6 seconds

I know someone who

is a monkey who can climb lots of big trees

and  that person is

ME!